Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action.

Spot A Tesla

This part is harder than it looks. Be sure to avoid premature chopulation.

Call Your Tesla

This is a simple, ‘Tesla Chop!’ and sometimes it includes pointing for the fast ones.

Chop!

Flat hand. Cock from the elbow. Chop!

Rules of Tesla Chop

  1. One Chop per Tesla per day. 
  2. Tesla Dealerships are the exception to Rule #1. 
  3. A Cybertruck is worth two Chops!
  4. Call your Tesla Chop (this rule is currently being contested to be replaced by ‘first chop wins’ rule, but is under review as being combative).
  5. Chops are a karate chop action with a flat hand from the elbow. No armbars!
  6. Chops made without a Tesla are Premature Chopulation. 
  7. If there is Premature Chopulation, the person chopped receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

Origins of Tesla Chop

Originating in Texas. It was created in 2020 by two best friends when a coworker purchased a Tesla. There were few Tesla cars in their city so they deduced that the Tesla was a great modern evolution of the traditional Slug Bug game but deserving of more than just a punch to the arm. A karate chop action was decided to be better on theme for an enterprising nerd.

Thus the Tesla Chop was born.